"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."-O.W

coolscar:

*holds ur hand* bro… u look so pretty tonight

twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

perkistani:

unclefather:

thebootydiaries:

Me: I love this person…so much….they’re such an important part of my life…I wouldn’t be the same without them….how can I convey that to them?

Me:

Me:

Me: *sends them a meme out of nowhere at 2am* perfect

slavery:

GINGER ALE BE HITTING ALWAYS I COULD BE DYING OF EVERY POSSIBLE DISEASE AND BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TAKE A SIP OF Canada Dry AND BE LIKE ….. DAMN THAT HITS 

kiwilesbian:

man i luv fruit

theload:

thecaffeinebookwarrior:

nerdwarningalert:

russiacore:

why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?

If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter

In my experience, people named after Greek goddesses are some of the most ethereal, chaotic forces I have ever encountered.

Our Art Department’s nude model, for example, is a woman named Hera. She’s stunningly beautiful, rides a motorcycle as apparently her only vehicle, grows all her own food, and keeps bees, turtles, and a dog named Argus, who she walks around town with a peacock feather attached to his leash.

I am thoroughly convinced she is not of this realm.

I’m pretty sure you just met Hera.

potato:

potato:

stephaniexwins:

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

i luv u too

wait what was in the stew